2. The safest thing this month is Dentyne mints, with their new slogan 'Practice Safe Breath'...they are being more cautious and safer than ever! Thank you Dentyne...we applaud you.
1. The safest human or group this month is the 'No Profanity Club'!!! Without this club, the world would be full of dirty, unsafe, language. Thank you NPC, for putting band-aids on the world's unsafe, festering wounds.