This process is THE process for all you dangerous dare devils willing to make the switch to safer dangerous dare devils. So read and learn, my children. |
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Step 1: You must create the proper mind set to be safe. Complete this step by buying a roll of soft bath tissue. Pour lighter fluid on the 'bath tissue'. Purchase a hammer, and a lighter from your neighborhood 7-11. Light the hammer on fire, throw the flaming hammer on the 'Fluid Soaked Tissues'. Watch it burn, then go get your mother(or other parents)and tell her(or him)how dangerous you were, and that you will never be that unsafe again. Step 2: Now that you have flushed all that unwanted danger out of your system, you are clean, new. Begin Safe, Life Changing experience by buying a yoga mat, and some old, plastic clocks. Hold one clock in each hand, step on to the yoga mat, and begin waving your arms around. Now repeat this step at your favorite restaurant or at a roller rink. Step 7: Buy some new paper for your printer. Step: 4: Become one with nature and survive in your room, sitting down, staring out your window at whatever kind of view you have. While also listening to Tropical Rain Forest: Sounds Of Nature. Then after the whole CD is finished, you can stand up, and go about your day. Step 5: Buy a helmet, and put it on. Repeat Step 1, as a new, safer you! |
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